PETERS LAW
The creed of the sociopathic obsessive compulsive

1.If any thing goes wrong fix it. (To heck with Murphy!)
2.When given a choice-take both.
3.Multiple projects lead to multiple successes
4.Start at the top and work your way up
5.Do it by the book - But be the author!
6.When forced to compromise, ask for more
7.If you can't beat them, join them then beat them.
8.If it's worth doing, its got to be done right now.
9.If you can't win change the rules.
10.If you can't change the rules, then ignore them
11.Perfection is not an option.
12.When faced without a challenge, go out and make one.
13.No simple means begin again at one level higher.
14.Don’t walk when you can run.
15.Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude a tolerance for stupidity and a bulldozer when necessary.
16.When in doubt (think)
17.Patience is a virtue but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
18.The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
19.The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.